This has been driving me crazy for YEARS! Adobe Acrobat's Distiller feature constantly crashes, no matter what I'm using it for. But now, I have a solution.

• troubleshooting

Recently at work, I received a new workstation. This was necessary, because my old workstation was pretty quirky and very slow. But that's neither here nor there.

• browsers

The plain red second hand of the plain brown wall clock struck twelve, registering ten thirty in the morning. It was Saturday; a single bead of cold sweat rolled down my left temple. It was time. With a few quick keystrokes, I opened Remote Desktop and type in the name of our web server.

• php

All ye connecting with phoneline modems, all ye who make sandwiches while waiting for files to download, I feel your pain. For I am a web minimalist.

• networking
• content

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• css
• browsers